subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?
It is not necessary to watch Venom to see Spiderverse, no.
Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
I love them they’re so talented
The Vuvalini - Mad Max Fury Road (2015)
Amazons - Wonder Woman (2017)
Dora Milaje - Black Panther (2018)
The future is badass armies of women.
Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing.
Tapper: You don’t have to swear on a bible, that’s not actually a law.
Spokesman:

holy shit that question killed him instantly, you could see the life leaving his eyes
Tumblr just lets you post snuff videos huh
GOP dumb as shit
And these people who have no idea about the existing laws are the ones in charge of them